The list includes the rule: A mother's list of hilarious rules her teenage son has to follow perfect girls ass his trip to Magaluf has gone viral - and for good reason.
Finlay Brockie, 18, from Fife, Scotland, was handed the list by his concerned mother Lisa - and he then shared it with his Twitter followers. Read more: The list, which includes com like 'Don't phone for a chat when u r drunk', has now racked up 55, likes.
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She starts by saying: I've been thinking about some words mum advice. On Lisa's extensive list, sent via Facebook messenger, she warns Finlay: Mind that time u accidentally walked in to a pond and had to come home naked without a working phone?
She also said: If u r drunk they wont let u on the plane. Just remember the Eminem concert! Well actually I don't suppose u can remember the Eminem concert.